So this is a pretty wild two minute extravaganza of romance, broken-heartedness, a near seven foot  Chinese basketball star, two girlies, and of course —  that fruit  of our  mother’s mammaries —  milk.

Our own Jackson Broder  does the translation and it’s pretty damn good considering he’s lived in  Taiwan less than two years. Better than my Korean was at the same point. Applaud him copiously. (Mr. Native Speaker Chef, if you have anything to add please feel free)  

Header/Topic: “I want my taste”

Coach:Where is a-lian? (referring to Yi) The game is going to start!

Girl #1:   (mutters something incomprehensible after being hit by bike)

Yi:   Here, take one? (referring to drink, gives girl beverage) Yi and Girl #1 arrive at gym

Girl #2 (Fei) to Girl #1: Oh, it’s you when did you come?(Yi kicks some ass in basketball, then goes to see girl #1 afterwards)

Yi: Take this. (gives girl #1 violin)

Girl #2 (upon entering room and seeing Yi will other woman):  Do youwant to come see my show (to Yi)? You   can come too! (to girl #1)

Girl #2: If I lose this time, there’s still next time?

Yi:   (giving girl #2 drink)  Are you ok?Yi’s gets text message, reads:   “All three of us are good friends forever”

Girl #1: (giving both of them drinks) I’m going to leave now.   (Walks away, leaving Yi and girl #2 alone on bridge)  

Special thanks to  a man called E. for passing this along.