There’s one last Jacques Rogge joke in here somewhere, but I think it’s time we put the Olympics to bed until we’ve got flying cars or homeopathic plastic surgery or whatever awaits us in 2016. I want to kick off the second year of East Windup Chronicle in style, with a hard hitting report on a monkey loose in the Shibuya area of Tokyo.
This actually happened last week, but with all that Olympics coverage I was doing I just didn’t have time to bring it to you. I apologize.
And it wouldn’t be a wild animal on the streets of Asia without some cellphone video coverage…
Watch as panic grips the crowd as the monkey attempts to escape! Does eating monkey increase stamina? It’s possible the stress incurred from all the flashing lightbulbs could make it’s flesh all the more tender.
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