Forget Global Warming, the 2008 Beijing Olympics, or the economy. For the last 7 days, media in China and the territories has been focused on one event only-a mega sex scandal of epic proportions featuring several of China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong’s biggest celebrities.
Apparently wannabe rapper Edison, who makes some of the world’s most atrocious music, ‘forgot’ that he had porn videos of himself with fellow talentless Hong Kong stars (Cecilia Cheung, Bobo Chen, and possibly even the semi-talented Taiwanese music diva Jolin Tsai) on his, er, thugged out pink mac laptop when he brought it in for repair. Someone might want to inform edison most rappers don’t have pink colored laptops.
Cheung, whose squeaky clean image is certain to make the scandal even more juicy, is caught on video receiving oral sex from our hip-hop wannabe hero, while Chen is caught fellating Edison while he sneers like a rap star (NOT work safe). In his mind, he must have been thinking “What face would Snoop make right now?”.
Oh, for those who want to see how real Edison keeps it on the streets (when he’s not cuddling with his giant stuffed panda bear on his blog or shooting porn videos with other celebs), the bio on top of his incredibly obnoxious rich kid blog reads:
edc is edison chen…..hate the game and dun hate the player….i am all ’bout unity….but if you fucks wid’ me i gotsa fuck wid u….in clot edc’s role is the FRONTLINE SOLDIER….ACT LIKE U KNOW
When it comes to going down under, Edison is a frontline soldier indeed. Here’s the photos that have been scandalizing the Sino world for a week. (Under no circumstances are these work safe…)
6 responses so far ↓
1 Shinsano // Feb 6, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I even caught wind of this in Korea.
Edison sounds like a dope guy. What’s your beef Jackson?
And what does “in clot” mean? In closing?
2 Simon Currie // Feb 8, 2008 at 1:56 am
Go Canada!!!111?
3 IronChef // Feb 11, 2008 at 9:44 am
Your description of Jolin gives her an extra semi in terms of talent.
Also, I’m in Vancouver right now, if I see Edison, I’m going to fucking buy that man a beer. 張伯之 is so hot, even though she married some other Vancouver HK celebrity with a DUI accident.
(P.S. I read that guy’s blog, he types like a fucking 13 year old school girl)
4 IronChef // Feb 11, 2008 at 9:48 am
Btw, HK police have actually been arresting people who’ve been distributing the photos on the Internet.
So don’t share after downloading. Some of the fan-art has been damn hilarious though, share those!
http://evchk.wikia.com/wiki/%E6%87%B7%E7%96%91%E8%97%9D%E4%BA%BA%E5%BA%8A%E7%85%A7%E6%B5%81%E5%87%BA%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6%E8%A1%8D%E7%94%9F%E4%BD%9C%E5%93%81
Here that’s the wiki entry with ALL the fanart. It is SO GOOD
5 Jackson // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:47 am
Good to hear from you Chef, I was eagerly awaiting your take on all of this. How’s Vancouver? Last time I heard, our hero was in Boston. And yeah, no doubt about the school girl quote, I think you’re giving him a bit too much credit tho. But he’s gangsta, especially when he’s cuddling with stuffed animals on the blog.
That dude will never ever be able to enjoy a moment’s peace in HK ever again ever. 800 cameras following him for life.
And come on man, Jolin is a good dancer. Her music is unbearable but at least she can dance, which puts her above the majority of pop stars out here. This is what I tell myself when I have misfortune of being in a Holiday KTV.
Nice work with the HK cops by the way. I like how their entire city is one giant scuzzy brothel and they can’t be bothered to pursue any porno cases until large scale media conglomerate owners pressure them to. Then priority #1 suddenly becomes arresting some 14 year old with a computer, a box of kleenex and too much free time.
And Ms. Zhang–I’m not really sold. Like the tats and the police costume, but from the looks of it she’s been surgically enhanced plus for the love of god, someone please tell her to do a bit of, er, maintenance.
On a more baseball related note (yawn) Holla at me if you get back by the 16-20th that tournament in Chiayi got rescheduled
6 Jackson // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:53 am
Just read that fan art. Awesome. I’ll have to wait for my better half to wake up to do some translating but….Shin Nian Kuai Le indeed.
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