As several of our devoted readers pointed out on my facebook page recently, the LA Dodgers are making a much-anticipated trip to Taiwan to play an exhibition series against the CPBL’s finest.
There has been speculation as to which members of the Dodgers will come exactly. Many out here are skeptical that they’ll bring their A-team. And with good reason: It’s a long, arduous trip over, at least 18 hours door to door. People eat weird stuff here, like sow’s ear, innards, fish eyes. Language difficulties.
But fear not Dodgers: There are western restaurants everywhere in Taiwan, top notch quality service at world class hotels, and a feature of Taiwan that should be the kicker: KTV girls.
So here’s my plea to Manny, Kemp, Torre and company: Before you scoff at heading over to Formosa, take a look at what you’ll miss out on after you drub a team you should beat even with severe jetlag play your well-contested match against Taiwan’s few remaining greatest non-suspended pros. And this has nothing to do with the fact that I have a VIP pass to the event. Honest.
6 responses so far ↓
1 itchy // Feb 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm
The broads in the painting look like strung out Zeppelin groupies.
2 John Brooks // Feb 7, 2010 at 6:15 am
Yeah, the picture above looks like a replica of Zeppelin’s “Houses of the Holy” album artwork.
3 See Jay Bee // Feb 7, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Aaron promised me he’d loan me his blacklight next time he came through Taiwan. It’ll look even better then.
4 CHB // Feb 7, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Thank you for give wonderful picture breast and nude women for Dodger team enjoyment. I believe Dodger team will make teamwork together for sex with women! Taiwan women are very sexy! Manny Ramirez prepare for boner experience!
5 DJ // Feb 9, 2010 at 4:44 am
CHB=my new hero
6 jwb // Feb 12, 2010 at 11:49 pm
“a feature of Taiwan that should be the kicker: KTV girls.”
Derek Lowe sends his regrets.
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