Dimitri: “Because your face looks exactly like mine, you will be a great star!!”
Delmon: “No! My appearance is not like that!!!”
“DNA can’t be cheated!!”
“Po-jik” (Korean breaking sound)
Caption: “Purveyor of dirty personality!!”

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The Jarrod Saltalamacchia express is finally getting out from behind Brian McCann and taking the Texas line…

J.S.: “I’m here and ready! I’m taking this line!” (toward Texas)
(Korean train sound…chik chik bok bok)
Caption: (Joe) Mauer-like potential!!

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I have to admit folks, I have no idea what the joke is here.

Tulowitzki: ”I never fail to deliver my five tools for free!”
Todd Helton: “Wow! Fast!”
Caption: The Mailman
That would appear to be a box of pork Troy is delivering. Is this some indirect reference to Clint Barmes breaking his collarbone carrying deer meat down the stairs […]

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Here we have Hunter Pence, wearin’ a box, wieldin’ a bat.

Hunter: “Wa-la!” (the kind of sound one makes with wielding a bat or sword)
Manager: “What’s this style he’s leading with?”
Caption:  “A great end-of-game swing!!” 
Key point: Gundam is the longest running series of Japanese anime featuring giant robots.

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Loney: “Older brother, get out of here!!” (Throws Nomar at LaRoche)
Gwang! (crashing sound)
Andy LaRoche: “Kek!” (like Omph!) “Annoying person!” (directed at Loney)

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There was a bit of a buzz about these on Baseball Think Factory a couple years ago. Time to crank it back up…these need to be seen.
Here’s one from a few weeks back featuring everyone’s favorite Ozzie Bear.

Panel 1: “Hmm.”
Team ERA: 4.17 (AL Rank: 4) Team Batting: .263 (AL Rank: 11)
Panel 2: “Pitching strength is […]

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