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Entries Tagged as 'Guys on Elephant Testosterone'

Laker’s Regret

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

No, not a story about Kobe, unfortunately, but about Tim Laker, a former MLB player with Montreal, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay and Cleveland, named in the Mitchell Report. ESPN has a report covering an interview session Laker did with the media today in which he expresses great regret for doing steroids. His tale is one of the less glamorous ones we’ve been privy […]

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Play Roger Play

February 27th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Every baseball season I have a mental list of things I’d like to see happen. Naturally, being a Reds fan the team’s success is at the top of my list. Since that has only happened during in my lifestory I have to find other things to root for. Sadly, these concern my fantasy baseball […]

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Hank Asks a Valid Question

February 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s too bad Hank Steinbrenner has already been deemed an idiot for life by the entire baseball world (fans and media included) because he should actually be commended for his recent comments on steroids in baseball.
“I don’t like baseball being singled out,” the New York Yankees senior vice president said in a telephone interview […]

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We Are The Robots: Debbie Clemens indicted in HGH Probe

February 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Just when you thought A-Rod was the only Yankee with a she-male fetish, rumors now abound that Debbie Clemens also injected HGH–only after several days of persuasion from the Rocket due to her initial reluctance to be injected by a man who wasn’t her husband.
While you’re busy contemplating the metaphoric ramifications of the word injection […]

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I’m Not Going to Tell You What This is About Until You Read the Text

January 14th, 2008 · No Comments

The East Windup Chronicle — your home for Korean baseball and Roger Clemens drama coverage. No wonder our readership is suddenly growing.
Right. So another Clemens story. Wait! Don’t go away. One of the more fortunate aspects of the ongoing Clemens steroid drama is that it’s produced some compelling sportswriting for a change of pace. Interpret that however […]

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Ok, This is Getting Into Territory I Don’t Want to Think About

January 13th, 2008 · No Comments

From today’s ESPN article about the Roger Clemens/Brian McNamee saga:
Brian McNamee told federal law enforcement officials that Roger Clemens developed an abscess on his buttocks around the time that McNamee said he was giving him steroid injections in 1998, a lawyer with knowledge of details of the case told The New York Times.
For some reason […]

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Complete Transcript of Mike Wallace’s Interview of Clemens on 60 Minutes

January 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Some people might claim this post amounts to little more than gratuitous Clemens bashing.  Well, they’re right. Here’s a full transcript of Clemens’ 60 Minutes interview with Mike Wallace, courtesy of Gary Dzen at Boston.com.
Update: You can watch it here on CBS news online.

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A Detailed Look: Drug Suspensions in MLB’s Testing Era

December 28th, 2007 · No Comments

Yeah, for a guy who said he wasn’t interested in the performance enhancer side of baseball, I sure do a lot of posts on it. I guess I’m a little awestruck by the whole thing. As I’ve said before, I think the only way to really get to the bottom of it is to either legalize […]

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Rocker’s Reputation At Stake Following His Indictment in Mitchell Report

December 14th, 2007 · 9 Comments

It’s a dark day for baseball as the long-awaited and feared Mitchell Report officially names names. Some, like John Rocker above, don’t exactly come as a surprise. Others will both suprise and sadden. And fans of Clay Hensley will wonder why the hell he wasn’t a whole lot better than he was if […]

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