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Entries Tagged as 'Future End of Humanity'

America Done Right Takes Ice Dancing Crown

February 23rd, 2010 · 5 Comments

Ice Dancing. Ice. F–ing. Dancing.
(Note: The following ’sports’ included in the winter and summer olympics while baseball, aka world’s fourth most popular sport, is not: luge, snowboarding, an experimental variant of rugby known as sevens, synchronized swimming, BMX, canoe slalom, and beach volleyball.)

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Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games · Desperate Pleas · Future End of Humanity · Player Hating · Truth Stranger than Fiction · Uncategorized

Shocker: Taiwanese Whisky Takes World Title

February 6th, 2010 · 3 Comments

The international alcohol consuming community was riveted by a shocking report that a Taiwanese whisky, Kavalan, defeated its English and Scottish rivals in a blind taste test.
According to a publication called Luxist:
The contest took place in a hostelry north of Edinburgh and when the results were announced whisky connoisseur Charles MacLean exclaimed “Oh my God, [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Tastemakers

Where’s Bono?

September 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments

I saw this story on Marmot’s today and it caught my eye for a number of reasons. The above statue is being built by North Korean workers, in Senegal.
The story in AP doesn’t mention the statue is being built by North Korean workers until the 16th paragraph of this story, which I guess I find [...]

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Tags: Art · Future End of Humanity

Mexico Mourns as Famed Midget Wrestling Twins Drugged, Killed by Hookers

July 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment

A Brief aside from news from the Pacific Rim: Tragedy struck Mexico yesterday when twin midget wrestling stars Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez were found dead in a hotel room, apparently drugged and killed by members of Las Goteras–a gang of prostitutes known for robbing and poisoning clients. The dose of poison used to kill the [...]

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Tags: Crime · Future End of Humanity · Truth Stranger than Fiction

North Korean Suds

July 4th, 2009 · No Comments

North Korean scientists are diversifying. Not only are the busy in secret labs building nuclear weapons to obliterate their neighbors if a conflict arises, they’re also concocting refreshing, delicious beer with a ‘unique scent and fresh taste’. Check out this rather capitalist looking TV commercial for Taedonggang Beer.
Any of you Koreaphiles that want [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Tastemakers

Tip of the Iceberg

May 16th, 2009 · 4 Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpbT54Urw0

Video from the streets of Taipei of police–and some guy in a white shirt without any proper identification–limiting the movement of protesters without proper reason or legal justification.
This week promises to be a hot one in Taiwan as protesters are taking to the street to oppose Ma Ying Jeou’s increasing legal and economic comprimises with [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · La Politique

30 Years Later, Man Gives ‘Birth’ to His Own Twin Brother

May 10th, 2009 · 5 Comments

From The Sun:

Gavin’s identical brother died in the womb early in their mum’s pregnancy. The 4cm foetus then became embedded in Gavin’s tissue and stayed in his stomach for the next 30 years.
There are just a handful of cases worldwide — with the majority reported in Asia. Former firefighter Gavin, of Witney, Oxfordshire, [...]

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Tags: Art · Future End of Humanity · Truth Stranger than Fiction

A Mall Featuring a Baseball Field

April 5th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Or so says Bronx Banter in a well-written first-person account of going to the new Yankee Stadium for the first time. I don’t think about it much and I’ve never written it here, but for a brief time I worked right next to Yankee Stadium, at a relatively horrific publishing house called H.W. Wilson.
Even though [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Future End of Humanity · Stadiums · Ungame

Fu-Jen Study: More Than 2 Million Taiwanese Have Never Been in Love

February 17th, 2009 · 6 Comments

A recent Fu Jen University public opinion poll has concluded that over 2.2 million Taiwanese “have never fallen in love or had a relationship with a member of the opposite sex”.
Yen Han-wen, a sex education professor at National Normal University, attributed the large number of bachelors and spinsters in Taiwan mainly to the lack of [...]

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Tags: Comedy · Future End of Humanity · La Politique · Player Hating · Sex Scandals of Asia

EWC Twitter

February 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment

File it under Never Thought I’d Do This. I’m going to give Twitter a try. It’s an experiment. I like the idea of links, but I don’t like posting large collections of links unless it has a very specific purpose (like the WBC). But Twitter is a different deal.
You can find mine on the right [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Tech · Twitter

Taiwanese Justice Minister Seen On Video Mocking Taichung Prison Inmates

January 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6oQTgo02as

Taiwanese Justice Minister Wang Ching-feng has been captured in this video at a Taichung prison, mocking inmates and suggesting that they could “hug their way out of jail” and be eligible for parole by embracing State Prosecutor General Chen Tsung-ming. Hug the SPG, get parole. No hug, no parole. Isn’t that funny? [...]

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Tags: Comedy · Future End of Humanity · Hubris · La Politique

Ma Ying-jeou’s Law School Mentor, International Scholars Blast Taiwanese Judiciary

January 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

Jerome A. Cohen, co-director of NYU’s US-Asia Law Institute and adjunct senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations, has penned a scathing letter calling the Taiwanese judiciary’s handling of the Chen Sui-bian prosecution case a mockery of the values of clean government.  Is Cohen a DPP party hack? Hardly. He was Ma Ying-jeoh’s law [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · La Politique

Inside a Chinese Internet Rehab Center

January 9th, 2009 · 3 Comments

From the Christian Science Monitor:
China has the world’s largest number of Internet users – 290 million and counting, with 70 percent under the age of 30. And a recent survey of Internet use by global market information group TNS found that Chinese spend the highest proportion of their leisure time online – 44 percent – [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Vids

Japanese Scientists Extract Images Directly from Brain

December 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments

I don’t know if I think this is a good or bad thing. Could save time by exposing bad relationships before they get bad. Could be useful in catching criminals. Actually, come to think of it projecting images while politicians are giving speeches might be the best idea.
From Pink Tentacle:
Researchers from Japan’s ATR Computational Neuroscience [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Science

The Macabre: Chinese Organ Harvesting

November 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Just when you think there may be one or two things left inconceivable by the human imagination, it turns out that reports of organ harvesting–especially of Falun Gong members–turns out to be real.
I saw a lot of Falun Gong protestors in Hong Kong and New York City, and always kind of dismissed them as wackos [...]

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Tags: Busted! · Future End of Humanity · Weird

South Korea Buys Part of Africa

November 24th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s probably noteworthy that this story has made it into the mainstream news (ie. Yahoo!’s picks-and-pans front page news) even though European countries have also leased land in Africa. Although, according to the article those countries haven’t snapped up such large areas.
Ninety-nine years is a bit long to call a “lease” and 32 million acres is [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity

Now That’s Cosplay

October 24th, 2008 · No Comments

You might have to read this one twice.
A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband’s digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

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Tags: Future End of Humanity

Skype — It’s Part of Your Being

October 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

 
Anyone out there had their communication transformed by Skype? Me too. I used to talk to my parents once a week or so. Usually they’d call me using MCI prepaid phone cards they bought at Costco. Now we use Skype and call each other whenever and wherever. For free. I talk to Jackson almost [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Skypetales

First We Started Talking to Them, Then They Came Out of the Water to Destroy Us For Eating Them

September 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

And if they did come out of the water it might be at Jangsaengpo Port, Ulsan, near where I live, where there is a long row of  whale restaurants lining the coast. More on that in a minute.
From the Telegraph:
Scientists in Japan have given a beluga whale a vocabulary of three words, the first time [...]

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Tags: Food · Future End of Humanity · Science · Ulsan For You

Those Falling Birthrates of Asia

August 31st, 2008 · 21 Comments

A topic I’m personally fascinated by. Replacement level populations, to put it in Sabermetric terms. But this is serious business in Asia and Europe, and I’ll try to link to it more often. I highly recommend Canadian conservative columnist Mark Steyn’s many writings on the subject.
Here’s an article in today’s Washington Post on how Japanese [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity