header image 4

Entries Tagged as 'Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games'

America Done Right Takes Ice Dancing Crown

February 23rd, 2010 · 5 Comments

Ice Dancing. Ice. F–ing. Dancing.
(Note: The following ’sports’ included in the winter and summer olympics while baseball, aka world’s fourth most popular sport, is not: luge, snowboarding, an experimental variant of rugby known as sevens, synchronized swimming, BMX, canoe slalom, and beach volleyball.)

[Read more →]

Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games · Desperate Pleas · Future End of Humanity · Player Hating · Truth Stranger than Fiction · Uncategorized

Coach Brian Stands on the Edge of History

February 21st, 2010 · No Comments

“I never saw myself as other than an Olympic champion,” Orser, now 48, said. “I never imagined not winning. Canada had hosted two Olympics and had no gold medals, the only host country not to win any. I took that personally. I felt I let everyone down.” Brian Orser, New York Times Feb. 20, 2010
[...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games

My Name is Brian…Coach Brian

August 14th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Coach Brian made a surprise announcement yesterday, shocking the media by choosing the James Bond theme song for his pupil’s short figure skating program at the 2010 Winter Games in Vancouver. Coach Brian’s dance director, David Wilson, has said soundtracks from such James Bond classic films as Thunderbolt, Die Another Day, and Dr. No, will [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games

Coach Brian Reigns Surpreme at World Figure Skaing Championships

March 29th, 2009 · 6 Comments

Perfection may be the only thing left for Coach Brian to shoot for. The coach of all coaches smashed the competition once again by utterly dominating the World Figure Skating Championships in Los Angeles. 
Before a sellout crowd Saturday night at the Staples Center, Coach Brian’s disciple won by a record score, crushing the field competition despite a [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games

Yes He Can! Coach Brian Orser Steering Asian Pupil Toward Ice Skating Gold

February 19th, 2009 · 6 Comments

Former Olympic medalist Brian Orser is on a roll folks. Earlier this month his disciple set a new world record of 72.24 points at the 2009 Four Continents Figure Skating Championships, this after an extremely successful 2008 campaign that netted wins in both the Skate America and the Cup of China.
But it doesn’t stop there. [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games