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You’re Here For One G*D Damned Reason: Earl Weaver Loses It

March 13th, 2010 · 2 Comments

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Just classic stuff here. In no way safe for work, but who feckin’ cares. Vintage footage of Earl Weaver losing it on an umpire, who quite frankly gets the better of him. Nice cameo appearance by Eddie Murray as well. (NSFW)
Earl: “What are you doing here now?”
Ump: “Why don’t you call [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Comedy · Desperate Pleas · Mockery of the game of baseball

Taiwanese Fans Disappointed with ‘Dodgers’ Roster

March 6th, 2010 · 13 Comments

Taiwanese baseball fans eager to catch a glimpse of some big league action are expressing dismay over the L.A. Dodgers roster sent to participate in this month’s upcoming exhibition match against the CPBL’s finest.
The roster includes Manny Ramirez and James Loney, but after that features only 17 players with big league experience.  Fans hoping to [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball - Asia · Baseball - Taiwan · Desperate Pleas · Ideas That Didn't Work · MLB

Yan Shui Feng Pao!

March 2nd, 2010 · 2 Comments

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Attended the Yanshui Fireworks Festival (Yan Shui Feng Pao) Festival in Tainan County last night.  Just another one of those boring cultural festivals.  Well, except for the part where giant trucks of fireworks and bottle rockets are ignited in the middle of entranced crowds in motorcycle helmets jumping up and down as if they’re in [...]

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Tags: Explosives · Festivals · History

Exclusive: Shinsano Cheers on Coach Brian

February 26th, 2010 · 7 Comments

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It’s been a couple years now since we started EWC and I get nearly daily emails from readers all over the world asking me: “What does Shinsano really look like?”.  Today, we lay that question to rest as the Marmot’s Hole brings us exclusive coverage of Aaron cheering on Coach Brian and his protege from [...]

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Tags: Lookin' For Love · Weight Loss

America Done Right Takes Ice Dancing Crown

February 23rd, 2010 · 5 Comments

Ice Dancing. Ice. F–ing. Dancing.
(Note: The following ’sports’ included in the winter and summer olympics while baseball, aka world’s fourth most popular sport, is not: luge, snowboarding, an experimental variant of rugby known as sevens, synchronized swimming, BMX, canoe slalom, and beach volleyball.)

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Tags: Coach Brian and the 2010 Winter Games · Desperate Pleas · Future End of Humanity · Player Hating · Truth Stranger than Fiction · Uncategorized

Late 19th Century Photos of Formosan Aborigines

February 20th, 2010 · No Comments

It’s no secret that a decent percentage of baseball players coming from Taiwan are of aboriginal descent.  And since we’re on the 19th century historiography tip, here’s a wonderful collection of late 19th century photos of Formosan Aborigines taken by the late Japanese anthropologist Tori Ryuzo.  Unfortunately, the names of the particular tribes are not specified, [...]

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Tags: Photos

Wang to the Nats

February 17th, 2010 · 3 Comments

As we’ve all heard by now, Wang Chien-ming is on his way to the Washington Nationals.  The writing was on the wall when the Yankees non-tendered Wang in December, but there was still speculation Wang would re-sign with the Bombers at a reduced rate in the end.  Now the break-up is official.
I’m looking forward to [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball - Asia · Baseball - Taiwan · Cursed Franchises · MLB · Shameless Self-promotion

iSausage

February 13th, 2010 · 2 Comments

As Aaron can surely attest to, it sure is chilly in Korea right about now.  But that isn’t stopping some Korean users, forced to wear gloves, from using their i-phones. Business Insider brings us word that Koreans have taken to using sausages as styluses for their phones.
Sales of whatever that brand of sausage is have [...]

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Tags: Technology

Hats off the The Big Hurt

February 12th, 2010 · 8 Comments

.301 lifetime.  521 HR.  1704 RBI.  Sure first ballot HOF’er.  EWC salutes Frank Thomas, who announced his retirement Thursday.

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball Cards · East Windup Chronicle Loves You · MLB · Sport · Tributes

Valentine’s Rise and Fall with Chiba Lotte

February 10th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Required Reading for NPB fans and followers: The Japan Times is currently running Robert Whiting’s four-installment series detailing the rise and fall of Bobby Valentine’s career with the Chiba Lotte Marines.  Whiting’s meticulously researched account describes a clandestine campaign to oust Valentine.
Whiting takes readers through Valentine’s meteoric rise to stardom after leading the Marines to [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball - Asia · Baseball - Japan · NPB

Shocker: Taiwanese Whisky Takes World Title

February 6th, 2010 · 3 Comments

The international alcohol consuming community was riveted by a shocking report that a Taiwanese whisky, Kavalan, defeated its English and Scottish rivals in a blind taste test.
According to a publication called Luxist:
The contest took place in a hostelry north of Edinburgh and when the results were announced whisky connoisseur Charles MacLean exclaimed “Oh my God, [...]

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Tags: Future End of Humanity · Tastemakers

Open Letter to the LA Dodgers

February 6th, 2010 · 6 Comments

As several of our devoted readers pointed out on my facebook page recently, the LA Dodgers are making a much-anticipated trip to Taiwan to play an exhibition series against the CPBL’s finest.
There has been speculation as to which members of the Dodgers will come exactly.  Many out here are skeptical that they’ll bring their A-team. [...]

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Tags: CPBL · Desperate Pleas · Gratuitious Shots of Attractive Women

Taiwan Baseball Photos

February 5th, 2010 · 1 Comment

I’m a hack amateur at best, but I’ve been having fun taking photos lately.   I thought readers might enjoy a pictoral glimpse into the day-to-day goings on of baseball in Taiwan.  The above, for example, is a bunch of dead bees gathered and artfully placed on a ball by some high school students– after [...]

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Tags: Photos

Japan Baseball News

February 2nd, 2010 · 2 Comments

Gearing up for the upcoming season, I thought I’d bring our readers’ attention to an excellent site.  Japan Baseball News–a collaborative effort from long-time Japanese baseball guru Bob Bavasi and site author Brandon Siefken–is an effective and well-done site covering professional and amateur baseball in Japan.
The site features free content containing scouting reports, draft analysis [...]

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Tags: Uncategorized

We’re Back

January 31st, 2010 · 16 Comments

Like a hair metal band after a long hiatus, Aaron and I realized that we missed rocking out on EWC. So we’re getting it rolling again. We were putting our zany yet informative posts about baseball and things Asia-related on Facebook, but it just wasn’t the same. Aaron started a solo project [...]

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Tags: Uncategorized

Silver Lining to the Roto Cloud: F’ers Pull the Plug on Crunk

September 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment

[Note: For readers with 'a life' who don't enjoy reading about roto baseball or me beating Aaron in fantasy sports, you can stop reading here].
It’s been a downright miserable year for the Stinky Tofu, my team in the EWC-sponsored Champions Rotisserie Baseball League.  Nothing has gone right. I’m in 10th place, in danger of being relegated.  Reyes [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Making it Rain · Roto Massage Parlor · The Unsurprising

Tigers Sign Amateur Lefty Lo Hua-wei

September 12th, 2009 · No Comments

The Detroit Tigers remained active in Taiwan this week, signing 5′10 plus lefty Lo Hua-wei.  Lo, who enrolled in Kainan University post graduation, came out of San Hsin high school, which also produced recent Cubs signings RHP Wang Tsu-an and RHP Wang Yao-lin. 
Lo is undersized but athletic with a clean arm action and tops out at 91 [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball - Taiwan · MLB

Dalai Lama to Visit Taiwan

August 29th, 2009 · 6 Comments

That’s right folks, after years of being denied entry to Taiwan, His Holiness the Dalai Lama has agreed in principle to visit Taiwan’s typhoon-affected disaster areas.   Read more about it here.

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Tags: Politics

Quote of the Day

August 27th, 2009 · 19 Comments

This one is getting passed around the blogosphere.  Pure genius:
“Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me…I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Baseball - Japan

Swine Flu for the Ham Fighters, Pervy AIT Guys, and Other News

August 24th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Apologies again for the dearth of posts lately. As Aaron mentioned, he and I were both busy attending a tourney and now other duties have cut into our blogging time. To tide us over, here’s some links that should be of interest to our dear readers:
The always on time NPB Tracker reports that, [...]

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Tags: Links